Mental case...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.. ."You all have obsessions ,"he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said,"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."He turned to the second Mom, Ann:"Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."He turns to the third Mom, Joyce:"Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers."Come on, Dick, we' re leaving!"

Police catch thief.....

A wife suspected her husband was sleeping with their maid, so she laid a trap. She sent the maid to the village for weekend and didn't tell her husband. That night they went tobed. The husband woke up and gave his old story. "Excuse me dear,i want to watch Tv in the parlor", he went tothe parlor first. Shortly, wife snicked into the maid's room, stripped and laid on the bed light off. She heard him come in silently and wasted no time with words and started making luv with her since she was Unclad. When he finished, the wife said to him, "God has exposed you, you didn't expect me on this bed, did you"? She then switched on the light."No Madam!!!" said the gate man, I'msorry I didn't know you were the one

Ko should win Sportswoman of the Year - Williams

Leading Kiwi golf caddy Steve Williams has one name in mind as to who should win the Sportswoman of the Year at the Halberg awards. The New Zealander is in Melbourne to carry the clubs for world number two Australian Adam Scott in this week's World Cup of Golf. Williams retaliated from a suggestion of him receiving an award to clearly lay down who he thinks should receive a gong. "I have no idea about that, but if Lydia Ko didn't get the Halberg award this year then it's rigged." Michael Hendry and Tim Wilkinson team up for New Zealand at the tournament which begins at Royal Melbourne tomorrow.

Joke of the day

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2million Naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money. He realised that before the person withdraws the whole money,he had to think of what to do to get his money back. To the person's phone number,he immediately sent a text: "Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope you are okay. I believe you’ve received the money I sent you for the initiation ceremony into Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanic Order in the Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to occur at 12midnight tomorrow. That money is only for transport. I will send you more for pocket money and there are riches awaiting you. 2 weeks after the initiation, the family member closest to you will die under mysterious circumstances and this death will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night and change into all kinds of animals to deliver your  various assignments. Remember to carry a syringe and needle meant to draw your blood every 20 minutes. Please don't be late because the Viceroy of Satan himself will be present to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in case you are not ready to join, please send back the money or you will die in the next24hrs". 3 Minutes later. Igbo man gets a Mobile Money message – You have received 2million Naira for your mobile money account.

Governor Rotimi Amaechi killing skelewu...lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A44h06_EFNo Watch Port Harcourt first Governor dancing to one of Davido's finest songs..... skelewu. He sure knows how to boogie... lol...

US Military Training Terrorists in Libya

The U.S. Military will reportedly begin training Senator John McCain’s “heroes” in Libya despite knowing that terrorists will likely be on the receiving end of such training. The Libyans will be the beneficiaries of both conventional and Special Ops training. The Secretary of Defense and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff have reportedly been apprised and are ok with it.

The Washington Free Beacon’s Bill Gertz quotes Admiral William McRaven of U.S. Special Ops Command as saying the following during a recent panel discussion:

“We are going to have to assume some risks,” McRaven said. “Right now we have the authorities to do that training, and I think as a country we have to say there is probably some risk that some of the people we will be training with do not have the most clean records, but at the end of the day it is the best solution we can find to train them to deal with their own problems.” {emphasis ours}

Training terrorists is the best solution?

It was learned this past July and further confirmed last week that the attackers in Benghazi who killed four Americans were highly organized, coordinated, and well trained. In fact, a man suspected of possibly leading the attack – Tarek Taha Abu Al-Azm – received military training in the U.S. according to multiple Arabic sources.

Al-Azm: Benghazi suspect trained by U.S. Military.

Evidence also suggests that Al-Azm was the real leader of the Jamal Network, named after its founder Muhammad Jamal Abdo Al-Kashif. Both Al-Azm and Al-Kashif are currently sitting in Egyptian jails as best we can determine.

Last month, the U.N. Security Council named Al-Kashif and the Jamal Network as suspects in the Benghazi attack. The U.S. State Department went so far as to identify the group and its leaders as terrorists. These designations necessarily implicate Al-Azm, about whom very little is written.

As Gertz points out in his report, if the U.S. is training terrorists in Libya, there’s a possibility they’ll be going to fight elsewhere:

Intelligence reports from earlier this year said some of the Islamists are engaged in training jihadists fighters who are then dispatched to Syria to join Islamist rebels there fighting the regime of Syrian President Bashir Assad.
The four-star admiral said the risks have been explained to senior leaders, including Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Martin Dempsey, and the regional combatant commanders. {emphasis ours}

In addition to the Benghazi attackers being well organized, they also knew intricate details about the compound. Much of this very well may be attributable to the State Department’s reliance on the February 17 Martyrs Brigade (F17) to provide security. That group flies the al-Qaeda flag on its Facebook page. There is also a significant cross-pollination of leadership between F17 and Ansar Al-Sharia.

Speaking of Ansar Al-Sharia, Gertz writes:

The group, Ansar al Sharia, continues to operate openly, despite promises by President Barack Obama to bring those who carried out the Sept. 11, 2012 attacks to justice.
Additionally, Ansar al Sharia has grown more belligerent in recent months, apparently abandoning propaganda efforts to rebrand itself as a nonviolent militia.

More than a year after the Benghazi attacks, no one has yet been brought to justice for those attacks, the groups who carried them out are still operating, one of the lead suspects in the attacks was an Egyptian officer who was trained by the U.S. Military (al-Azm), and our Military is being directed to train more of them in conventional and special ops.

Oh, and our Secretary of Defense and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are signing off on it all.

Yobo's promising future in the 2014 world cup

Yobo has been overlooked by the Nigerian coach Stephen Keshi since the 2013 Africa Cup of Nations in February. But Keshi has now revealed that he plans to ensure Yobo gets his

record century of caps before the World Cup in Brazil and if he again proves his worth in those friendlies, he could still make it to Brazil 2014.
”Yobo is very much alive in this team than any other player. Yobo and I spoke before the game (vs Ethiopia) and our ambition is to make sure that he gets that 100th cap and by God’s grace he will get it,” Keshi said.
”Now the thing is will he be willing to come back? But we have been talking and he has said no problems.
So, why not, if he is here he would have his hundredth cap and if he is in shape, why not the World Cup?”
Yobo has featured at the 2002 and 2010 World Cups.
He lost his first-team in the Eagles to youngster Kenneth Omeruo at the 2013 AFCON in South Africa and even when Omeruo was sidelined by injury, he was not recalled and instead Warri Wolves defender Azubuike Egwuekwe filled in.
culled from vanguard

PDP decries call for cancellation of Anambra poll

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) on Monday decried the call by the All Progressives Congress (APC) for the cancellation of the last Saturday`s Anambra Gubernatorial election.

The PDP National Publicity Secretary, Olisa Metuh, said at a news conference in Abuja that the call on INEC by the APC was to discredit the electoral process.

"We want to alert the entire nation of the antics of the APC on the use of the instrumentality of blackmail and propaganda to attempt to discredit the Anambra election.

"This is the party’s way of creating doubt in the minds of Nigerians on the electoral system, when it was not practicable to win the confidence of Nigerians in electoral victories.

"In Ondo state, we had an election, APC came third, in Delta re-run, it came forth.

"Now, in Anambra, the result released so far, APC is coming third, but they want to discredit the entire process,’’ Metuh said.

He said the PDP was worried about the antics of APC, adding that the PDP witnessed the manipulation of APC when their supporters protested in the media.

This, he stressed was the propaganda of the highest order.

"We witnessed officers serving in Imo state Government led by the cabinet members of APC going on television claiming to be independent electoral observers and making statements to sway the people.

"The entire purpose is to create a sense of anarchy in the minds of the people and to create doubt in such a way that Nigerians will lose faith in the electoral process.

"Nigerian rejects them and the PDP decries this. We are totally against them in doing that," the party spokesman said.

He said that APC only complained against an election whenever it lost and whenever the PDP wins, this, he said, was a question of selective rules.

"Whenever APC wins, INEC has done very well, when they are not wining in any election, INEC has compromised,"  Metuh said.

The party spokesman said the PDP National Working Committee (NWC) had released a statement that INEC should resolve all genuine complains and disregard all pure propaganda deceit and falsehood.

Metuh said the party was awaiting INEC to fix a date for the conclusion of the Anambra Governorship election which it had declared inconclusive.

This, he said, was in the interest of the people of the state, genuine democracy and committed Nigerians.

Metuh said that PDP had directed its members to continue to rally round its candidate, Tony Nwoye, and vote massively for him in the election.

He thanked Nwoye for showing that the PDP was the preferred party for the people of Anambra in less than two weeks of his campaign in the state.

The party thanked Anambra electorate for their peaceful conduct during the election, adding that the party would remain committed to the electoral process.

culled from Nigerian news

“R.I.P” Singer, Rita Ora Collapsed During Photo Shoot!

British pop singer Rita Ora  who had the hit song, “R.I.P.”  collapsed on the set of her photo shoot in Miami Beach today  and was rushed to a hospital by ambulance according to photographers on the scene.

Photos show the 22-year old singer/model/actress eyes closed  being loaded into the ambulance on a stretcher  attended by emergency personnel.  So far, no word on what may have caused her to collapse.

Ora  who secretly dated Rob Kardashian last year  was reportedly preparing for her photo shoot on the beach near the SoHo Beach House hotel when she fainted in her makeup trailer.

Rita had been shooting the new campaign for Madonna's Material Girl clothing range and had tweeted about her excitement only hours earlier.

"Let's have this Miami - let the fun begin," she wrote.

But the shoot had to be paused after Rita felt ill and she was taken back to her trailer.

After an hour inside the trailer, she was still feeling unwell and emergency services were called.

According to TMZ, Rita's doctor David Farcy says she was treated for heat exhaustion and dehydration and is now feeling better.

So Cute:Paul Okoye’s Baby Mama Shows Off Her Adorable Son

 

Paul Okoye’s fiancée, Anita Isama shows off the couple’s adorable son at Peter & Lola’s wedding. Both mother & son were having a bonding-time moment and Anita calls him her pride and joy…Paul Okoye is a proud dad! Amazingly cute!

Nollywood Actor Jim Iyke Allegedly Impregnates Top Lagos Business Man’s Daughter.

Wonders shall never end. Jim iyke has done it again. This is the first time we are hearing any news about him since his deliverance by T.B Joshua.

A top business lagos based man’s daughter has finally open up to her father, Mr Alofinaka, that James Ikechukwu Esomugha popularly called “Jim Iyke” is responsible for her pregnancy.

The mass communication student who attends university of calabar , Nancy Alofinaka, also explain how Jim collected close to 2million in the disguise to renovate his house in lagos.

Nadia Buari in an interview, told news men yesterday that, the girl was paid to tarnish James Ike’s reputation.

Could Jim's relationship with Nadia be threatened right now?